General 27 Aug 2007 09:42 pm

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Lots of stuff coming your way - I’m going to split this up into a couple posts I think.

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    • POWERTHIRST
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    • Dueling Banjos in Guitar Hero 2
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    • More after the break
    • Human Tetris (round 2)
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    • Wow. Just… Wow.
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    • Baby Got Back, Gilbert and Sullivan style
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    • Wave Pool in Tokyo
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    • NetDevil Art in Fast-Motion
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  • Joke!At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction. “Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, “Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.

    They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.”

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.”

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